Reach Out

Contact BumCheeks

Our team of Cheek Engineers is standing by, ready to assist with all your posterior needs.

Online Now <2hr Response Secure & Encrypted

Get In Touch

Headquarters

Shetland Islands Council
8 North Ness Business Park
Lerwick, Shetland, ZE1 0LZ
United Kingdom

Email Support

cheeks@bumcheeks.qzz.io
Response within 2 cheek-hours

Support Hours

Monday – Friday: 09:00 – 17:00 GMT
Emergency Cheek Line: 24/7

 Support Hotline Generator
Generating…

Numbers are randomly generated for entertainment purposes only.

Follow Our Cheeks

Send a Message

Fill in the form below and a Cheek Engineer will respond within 2 hours.

Your data is encrypted and never shared with third parties.

Message Received!

Your cheek enquiry has been transmitted to our Shetland HQ. A Cheek Engineer will respond within 2 hours.

Return Home

Common Questions

Frequently Asked Cheek Questions

Everything you need to know about our premium cheek solutions.

A premium cheek solution is our proprietary blend of quantum posterior engineering, AI-powered comfort analytics, and luxury-grade materials — all designed to elevate your sitting experience to an unprecedented level of cheeky excellence.
We are headquartered in the Shetland Islands — so yes, absolutely. We also ship to all 195 countries, 8 planets, and 3 confirmed parallel dimensions.
Our premium cheek solutions are rated for a minimum of 50,000 sit-hours under normal operating conditions. With our extended warranty programme, coverage extends to 100,000 sit-hours or 10 years, whichever comes first.
Your click data is stored exclusively in your browser's localStorage and never transmitted to our servers. Your cheek click count is yours and yours alone.
Tours of our Lerwick facility are available by appointment only. Please contact us via the form above and our team will arrange your premium cheek facility visit. Note: Shetland weather is characteristically unpredictable — bring a waterproof.