Our Story
The premium cheek solutions company that dared to dream bigger — from the Shetland Islands to the stars.
Our Purpose
Where We Sit
Nestled in the rugged beauty of the Shetland Islands, our HQ is where all great cheek ideas are born.
| Detail | Information |
|---|---|
| Founded | 2019, Lerwick |
| Employees | 47 Cheek Engineers |
| Lab Space | 12,000 sq ft |
| Patents | 23 Cheek Patents |
| Climate | Subarctic (ideal for cheeks) |
| Local Fauna | Shetland Ponies (premium cheeks) |
What We Stand For
The principles that guide every cheek decision we make.
Every cheek solution is crafted to the highest possible standard. No compromises, no shortcuts.
We push the boundaries of what is possible in cheek technology, every single day.
Premium cheeks for all — regardless of species, planet, or dimensional origin.
Carbon-neutral cheeks since 2023. We protect the Shetland wilderness for future cheek generations.
The Minds Behind the Cheeks
Our world-class team of posterior professionals, based in Lerwick, Shetland.
PhD in Applied Posterior Sciences, University of Lerwick. 15 years in premium cheek research.
Pioneered the QCP™ algorithm. Former NASA Posterior Systems Analyst. Shetland born and bred.
Responsible for the BumCheeks global data network. Processes 4 trillion cheek data points daily.
Award-winning designer with 12 years crafting premium posterior user experiences. BAFTA nominated.
Oversees our carbon-neutral cheek programme. Has personally planted 47,000 trees in Shetland.
Protects all cheek data with military-grade encryption. Former GCHQ posterior security specialist.